Saturday, December 24, 2016

Keeping Christmas In Our Hearts

Anonymous Parody Poem
Twas the night Christmas, I'm glued to the tree,
I'm wondering what Santa brought just for me.
Could it be fat quarters or a pattern or lace?
Or a quilt kit, I said with a smile on my face.

And that's when I heard him, "Hi, Santa," I said.
"You know...good little girls should be in their beds!"
"I know I should, Santa, and now I've got caught.
But I was just so excited to see what you brought."

"Well, let's take a look in this room where you work."
He shook his head quickly and left with a jerk.
I heard him exclaim, as he put it in gear,
"You've got enough crap, I'll see you next year!"


Merry Christmas to all...and to all...a good Knight!


straythreads said...

Isn't that the truth! We have too much Creative Reserves And Potential
Wishing you many blessings this Christmas
Merry Christmas Ann

Rina Mason said...

Thanks for the laugh! Merry Christmas!

Samplings from Spring Creek said...

Good one--Santa would be telling me "finish what you have started."

Jayna Forrester said...

Hilarious! My husband and I got a good laugh out of your parody! Hope you had a Merry Christmas@

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