It was very pleasantly cool
 all day today, with dry crisp air, but at dusk I still had the garage 
doorway open to the house, so that Miss Emma Lynne could come and go as 
she pleased. Indoors, I was sitting at the computer and I was suddenly 
annoyed by what I thought was a large horsefly whizzing past my head. As
 I turned to look, Miss Emma Lynne had become very agitated, woofing and 
wagging up a storm. When I followed her out into the kitchen, she was 
acting more like a good Pointer, rather than a black Labrador Retriever. She 
wanted to show me a tiny brown bat that was perched high up on my very 
dusty stoneware pottery pitcher on the corner shelf.
Well,
 of course, there was nothing to be done about it right away, due to the
 crowded nature of the long-unused dining area in my hoarder's house. I couldn't 
have gotten over all my clutter of stuff to get to that poor little bat 
even if I'd tried! So I petted Miss Emma's raised hackles and reassured 
her as to what a good dog she was. I turned to go eat my supper with 
Felix in front of the TV.
In
 about 10 minutes, I could hear a scuffle and woofs from the kitchen and
 I went to see what had transpired. In her tremendous excitement, Miss 
Emma Lynne had upchucked some of her kibble on the linoleum floor. She 
was on point again, woofing and rumbling. This time, she was showing me that my little bat
 friend had flown across the kitchen and was on top of my refrigerator 
amidst the clutter there. Again, I spoke reassuringly to both mammals, 
the dog and the bat.
It
 was quick work to clean up the small barfy spot with a damp paper 
towel. Then I was off to find my dollar-store bamboo-handled butterfly 
net. I keep one handy for just these kinds of rescues. Remember, I am a 
hoarder. Several encounters with grateful birds have proved that having a
 butterfly net is worthwhile to me.
 With Felix's tall-man help, we gently and quietly cleared away some key items of stuff from on top of the fridge.
 I was then able to drop the net over the frightened creature. He 
squeaked in terror as I held the net flat against the top of the 
refrigerator. Felix managed to slide a piece of stiff cardboard 
underneath the net and underneath the brown bat, such that he was secured.
Miss Emma followed me as I took the netted bat outdoors, through the
 garage and out onto the deck. No pictures, but a very happy, very dusty
 bat was released into the twilight. He, or she, flew away without any apparent injury or hesitation. 
Now Miss Emma Lynne, exhausted by all this hubbub, can relax. 
By the way, I did close that door into the garage. Don't you just love happy endings?
 
 

3 comments:
Well, better bats in the kitchen than bats in the belfry, right?
Good for Miss Emma Lynne for wanting to protect you! (Or did she just want to play with her new friend?)
Yes--I have had a similar experience, sans the dog.
A bat flew into our home one evening through an open door, but it would not rest anywhere--just kept swooping through the low-ceilinged rooms. We closed off all the doors we could and DH chased after its frenetic flight course with a blanket in his hands. He finally closed in on it enough to through the blanket over it and cause it to crash land. He bunched up the blanket and scooped it up to let it loose in the great outdoors. Whew--I was very glad when that was over. Sounds like Miss Emma Lynne was, too. : )
What a calm response to a bat in the house! I'm very impressed.
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